English Funny Jokes

English Funny Joke

A family was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.

• The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters
• Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitten and Varsha,
• I am sending mothers body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home
• Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
• You will find inside the coffin, under her body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.
• On her feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
• She(dead mother) is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.
• Just distribute the rest among yourselves.
• The 2 new Jeans that she is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on her left wrist.
• Shanta masi, she is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
• The 6 white cotton socks she is wearing must be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.